#10 George Jones stopped paying royalties after changing his name to "No Show"
#9 People who can't spell
#8 Police who hassle us just cause we're out after dark
#7 Horny near sighted snakes ("hey , That's my tail damn it!")
#6 Skin 'em Back to the Bluemeat
#5 Tell 'em he tastes just like chicken
#4 Your picture on the cover of Granny's recipe book
#3 Girl possums that don't put out even after you show them where the dead ground hog is
#2 Adding another lane to the Highway
#1 HEADLIGHTS !
Disclaimer: This listing is not scientific & not associated with the Letterman Show. Those polled may have not had full faculties and/or may have been institutionalized and/or should have been. No possums were hurt (other than their feelings) in the making of this list. Margin of Discrepancy of those polled 110%.
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ABOUT THE CD - Country Music band Possum Holler announces the release of the debut CD "Out on a Limb" from Hillbillygirl Publishing. The work was two years in the making and consists of eleven original songs.

*Possum Holler's debut CD "Out on a Limb" was written and produced by the band members

under the direction of Michael Anderson.

*Mixed by Ted Mentzer at Wazapnn Studios in Needmore, PA.

*Mastered at Legacy Labs by Dave Levy in Chambersburg, PA.

*Graphic Design and computer layout by Bruce Duval of Austin, Texas.

*Photography by Dustin Beal, Conrad Trump and Bill Clark of Berkeley

Springs, WV.
"Out on a Limb" is available at Tari's Cafe', Travel Berkeley Springs, Hunter's Hardware, Youbawtwhat and Roy's Service Center in Berkeley Springs, WV. Also available at Hepburn's Orchard Shop in Hancock, MD. and TAMARACK and Showcase WV in Charleston, WV.The CD is for sale at Borders, many craft & arts centers throughout the northeast . If there is a potential retail outlet in your area contact Bill possumhollerband@hotmail.com
For the Internet "Junkies" CDs are available at www.cdbaby.com Pictures taken at a holiday show can be viewed at www.bigbruno.com under the country music celebrities page.
Possum Holler Merchandise is available by email. Includes Possum Holler Caps $15/ Tees $15 including "Top 10 Things that makes a Possum Holler" & "Out on a Limb" short & long sleeve / Canned Possum Meat $2/ Pictures $3/ Tori Artists Prints $8/ All merchandise requires a nominal shipping charge.
Craft stores or shops that wish to carry Possum Holler Merchandise contact us for wholesale info.
Possum Holler CDs & Merchandise have proven sales history..It will be a profitable addition to your store!!
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Its finally here! Mark your Calendars.Our 2009 Schedule has been released.
You need to tell all your friends and Family. "TORI" and the"GANG" have been hard at work busting there butts to guarantee this year will be the best year ever.
This years shows will be full of all new songs and even some of your old favorites.We cant wait to get out there and start having a great time with all our regular "Possum Peeps" and hopefully having more "Peeps" join the Possum Holler Family
If you would like to have POSSUM HOLLER play
at your next event or a show in your town please email us with your contact information!
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Message from Tori: Friday June 26th.
Howdy Ya'll !!!!!!!!
Just wanna thank everybody that came out to the Mont Alto and Smithsburg carnivals this past week. It was smoking' hot out there and we really appreciate the support. The regulars, The newcomers, The latecomers... you're awesome. We even met a guy in Smithsburg that drove up from Alexandria, Virginia just to see us play. We are honored. this Sunday, catch us in Martinsburg, West Virginia at the Brickhouse Summer Spectacular. Bring your lawn chair (and an umbrella... just in case). It promises to be a lot of fun and, an incredible afternoon of country music with the Whistle Pigs, Abby, the Davissson Brothers and yours truly, POSSUM HOLLER!!!!!!! ( we play around 3)the Brickhouse is right off of I-81. gates open at noon. and just so you know, if it rains a lot, it's all movin' inside. HOPE TO SEE YA THERE!!!!!!
Peace,
Tori